December 2010
Dear boys; your penis is not like pinocchio's...
It's funny how as we grow older, it's never about...
2010 is almost over. Thank you to the people who...
Three girls sat at a bar. One says "I've had sex...
bringthesummer:
vulturesofspecificity asked: are you ok, with that y'know fall earlier, sorry but i just couldn't stop laughing the whole time!!!!! but yeah are you ok?
aninvisiblethread asked: aren't you the super awesome erinbunny? :)
3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me”
We only have 1 Mom. Reblog this if you...
Severus Snape's reaction to everything. →
hellobriana:
astairewashere:
Your cat just died:
Your dog just died:
Your fish just died:
I bought you shampoo yesterday:
It’s Pantene:
I killed your chicken:
I ate your chicken:
There is a spider near your head:
There is a bear in the living room:
I hate you:
I love you:
YOU. ME. RIGHT NOW:
I want your babies:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY:
MERRY CHRISTMAS:
I...
